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Question: LITTLE JOHNNY AND FATHER JOSEPH
Little Johnny was on his way back home from the store with a
loaf of bread in one hand, and his other hand in his pants
pocket.

Off in the distance, Father Joseph sees little
Johnny and realizes this is the perfect opportunity to go preach the gospel of the Holy Bible to the young boy.

Father Joseph approaches little Johnny and says, "I see that you have the "Staff of Life" in one hand."

"Yep," replies little Johnny. "And I have a loaf of bread in
the other!"


With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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Answers: LITTLE JOHNNY AND FATHER JOSEPH
Little Johnny was on his way back home from the store with a
loaf of bread in one hand, and his other hand in his pants
pocket.

Off in the distance, Father Joseph sees little
Johnny and realizes this is the perfect opportunity to go preach the gospel of the Holy Bible to the young boy.

Father Joseph approaches little Johnny and says, "I see that you have the "Staff of Life" in one hand."

"Yep," replies little Johnny. "And I have a loaf of bread in
the other!"


With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

THERE ARE MORE COMING UP

1. A stapler
2.An apple a day keeps the doctor away
3. The doctor was his mom

nice joke

riddle 1 - snake
riddle 2 - an apple a day keeps the doctor away
riddle 3 - the surgen is the boy's mother

lol
the first one is vampire
because an apple a day keeps the doctor away
its his mom

little johny is talking about... uh you get it. and jis father means the bread is the staff of life.

a snake

an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

iknow that there were other questions, but they didn't show up on the answer the question screen, sorry.

1. snake
2. an apple a day keeps doctors away
3. the surgeon is the mom.

1- ahhhha, you sicko
2- Vampire
3- An apple a day keeps the Dr away
4- Mom is the surgeon

The first question is a Vampire or a bat maybe.
The second question is because the saying "an apple a day will keep the doctor away".
The last one is because it's him mom because it says the dad is dead but it never said anything about his mom.
? Catilin ?



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