Horse walks into a bar.......?!
Question: Horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The Bartender, quite taken back, gives him a beer and says, "That will be twenty dollars, Mac!" The horse mumbles angrily, takes out the twenty bucks, throws it on the bar, gulps down the beer, and starts for the exit. As the horse is almost at the door, the bartender hollars over, "You know, I've been a bartender for 40 years here, and have NEVER seen a horse come into this bar and buy a drink!" The horse turns to the bartender and says, "And at these prices, that surprises you????" LOL
Answers: Horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The Bartender, quite taken back, gives him a beer and says, "That will be twenty dollars, Mac!" The horse mumbles angrily, takes out the twenty bucks, throws it on the bar, gulps down the beer, and starts for the exit. As the horse is almost at the door, the bartender hollars over, "You know, I've been a bartender for 40 years here, and have NEVER seen a horse come into this bar and buy a drink!" The horse turns to the bartender and says, "And at these prices, that surprises you????" LOL
So a guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender "six shots, and make it fast." The bartender lines up six shot glasses and fills each one. The patron starts slamming the shots and the bartender says "what's your hurry, buddy?" The patron says, finishing the last shot, "if you had what I have, you'd be in a hurry too." The bartender says "well, what have you got?" As the patron gets up to leave, he throws 3 quarters on the bar and says "75 cents" and runs out.
ha ha ha?
hahahaha...good one..i mean ok now.
a good one
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Highly imaginative and creative.