Joke: Do You think This Man Should Be Arrested? jimi4950?!
Question: One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
Answers: One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahha!
Damn,I was in a bad mood,but that made my day!
LOL - that is funny!!! Thanks for the chuckle!
HAHAHA thats a good one
hehe, lol!
Nice one. ;)
If this indeed happened in real life, she should not be surprised, wearing an outfit like that.
No I think he should be awarded a medal! That's funny! :))
oh hahaha
thats funny
hahhhha
Hahaha
Shouldnt be arrested, he was helping her: =D
I like it!
Haha! That is so funny! No...I do not think he should be arrested..that is just too funny.
hilarious!!!
funny!!! thnx
Hahaha, no!!!
that was a really funny joke. and no he should not be arrested
Maybe he was trying to help. It's one of those you had to be there kinda things.
That is a great joke! I really Laughed out loud! Good one!
HA HA HA that is too good! lol
heard it before- lol
nice one
really enjoyed it
ahahahahahahah. this is toooo funny.
Look B$ u touch!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNNY...HILARIOUS.
that cracked me up :-)..hahahahahaha
Did she happen to be a blonde??