Some jokes?!
Question: A policeman comes to tell an Irish woman about her husband's untimely drowning in a vat of beer at the brewery.
She sobs 'Oh.the poor man. Please, tell me; did he suffer much?'
'I don't think so' replies the policeman, 'He come out twice to go to the toilet'
Q. Why did the Irishman put ice in his condom?
A. To bring the swelling down
A policeman finds a bloke in an alley with his finger up his mate's butt.
'What are you doing' he asks.
'He's drunk and i'm trying to make him sick' says the bloke.
'You wont make him sick by doing that' says the policeman.
The bloke says 'I will, when i put it in his mouth.'
Q. What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
A. Lipstick, on a good day
Q. How does a Welshman find a sheep in long grass?
A. Irresistible.
A little boy asks his father 'Dad, what's a transsexual?'
His father replies 'Ask your mother; he'll know.'
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill
A. Because it kept falling out
Answers: A policeman comes to tell an Irish woman about her husband's untimely drowning in a vat of beer at the brewery.
She sobs 'Oh.the poor man. Please, tell me; did he suffer much?'
'I don't think so' replies the policeman, 'He come out twice to go to the toilet'
Q. Why did the Irishman put ice in his condom?
A. To bring the swelling down
A policeman finds a bloke in an alley with his finger up his mate's butt.
'What are you doing' he asks.
'He's drunk and i'm trying to make him sick' says the bloke.
'You wont make him sick by doing that' says the policeman.
The bloke says 'I will, when i put it in his mouth.'
Q. What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
A. Lipstick, on a good day
Q. How does a Welshman find a sheep in long grass?
A. Irresistible.
A little boy asks his father 'Dad, what's a transsexual?'
His father replies 'Ask your mother; he'll know.'
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill
A. Because it kept falling out
Those are great.
Very good
few are gross but then its funny
Funny. But some are gross.
very funny, they made me laugh
funny
The finger up the but made me laugh
good
hahahaha...excellent
like m .lol
...uggggggggh gross but da bomb!
lovin em i think i just pmsl ha ha!!
LMAO!
Those are really good. "Star from me" LOL