10 points to whoever I think has the funniest answer to....?!
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cameron: We should watch the chicken, but not force it or manipulate it. Find out what that tells us about its past actions, but not do anything dishonest.
Chase: It's just a chicken. It was probably running away from some fat American kid.
Foreman: You're both wrong it's a neurological reaction to stimuli. Come on people.
House: Actually you're all wrong. The real question is why should we care? The answer is we shouldn't. Next case. Oh and give me my damn pills!
because it was too far to walk around....
to go to rehab....after all these jokes about it!!!
to get the chinese newspaer get it???
no? so don't i, i get the new zealand herald
to get a time check at the bank!
Because it lost it's "c0ck". =P
cause the joneses said so.
because he wanted to
to bring his kidsss
to suicideee
because the road cant cross the chicken..............
ask kateb
to see the brand new Audi R8 parked on the other side!!! arghhh heaven!
lol
because the chicken saw a rooster on the other side
the chicken was chicken
the chicken wanted a hotdog
the chicken was trying to run away from micheal jackson
To escape the Colonel.
"The chicken didn't cross the road, the road crossed the chicken."--Malcom X
To prove to the hedgehog it could actually be done!! boom boom!
She thought it was safer than crossing a motorway? Unless she's in Oxford Circus - you should see the pigeons that try to cross those roads!
Maybe because the road is cross so that the chicken cross the road.. Ha-ha.. LOL :p
The fox was about to have a McChicken sandwich for lunch.
This one if for Homer the chicken
To get to the donut.
Because he saw his farmer-friend carrying his other chicken-buddies by their feet into the slaughterhouse and he thought it looked fun.
she didn't make it ,SQUAWK, Mack Truck!!!
it had extra paint, but no canvas, and the hen house was right beside the road..
throw in itchy fingers, and oblivion to law, and the hen marks X-es on the road...
coz Osama was on the other side (read. Chickened out.)
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out...
Why the chicken was so damn bold!!!
to prove to the armadillo that it could be done
it didnt !
it had been on that side of the road all the time!
The next thing the police will trying to lay a burglary rap on it,
black feathers dont go down well in the south!
Because he was Groovy HAHAHA...
WAT!?! you don't get it?
well then heres one lol!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road!?!
Coz it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Wait!
I have the answer to your question right!?!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So that he could go to the computer shop to buy a computer which he used to find the opening times for netto so he could get a yellow bag which he showed of to his boyfriend (he's homosexual)! BUT! his boyfriend didn't like the yellow bag so he threw it away and the chicken got upset and cried and cried and cried then the whole world flooded and the chicken found a friend (the rhino) and the chicken was like :O OMG your the rhino out of the rhino song arn't you!?! and the rhino was like yeh then they relised they were drowning coz the whole world was flooded so they got some wood and built a boat (like you do!) and they were just like yay were alive BUT THEN a shark came called Bruce and they were like OMG your bruce of finding nemo arn't you and he was like yeh then they were just like chatting and then a big giraffe came coz he was tall the flood didn't drown him and he ate them (it could happen) and they were like 'WELL THATS RUDE' and he just burped but then the giraffe got a stomach ache and he cried then he drowned and its all your fault that they all drowned YOU MONSTER YOU FREAKAZOID YOU KILLED THEM YOU WILL BE HAUNTED FOREVER BY A CHICKEN A RHINO A SHARK AND A GIRAFFE!!!! YOU STUPID CARROT FACE!!
coz he was attached to a wheel
Because the chicken can't scratch other shapes like circles, squares. He can only do crosses.
the chicken cross the road to came to me so that i can eat him
...To walk ino the Biology Center and discuss the evolutionary debate on what came first, the Chicken or the Egg.