My gramps told me this last night---Does it make you laugh? :)?!
Question: A blonde walks into a store and the salesman asks "May I help you?" She says "Yes! I'd like to purchase this TV." The salesman says, "I'm sorry but you can't." She asks, "Why?" He says "Because you're a dumb blonde."
She leaves the store angrily and goes home. She has a vast collection of wigs, so she puts on a brunette one, changes her makeup and goes back to the store. She is greeted by the same salesman and she tells him she wants to purchase the same TV. Once again, he says no. She asks, "Why not?". He answers, "Because you're a dumb blonde." She storms out of the store once more, and runs to her wig collection at home. This time she chooses an auburn colored wig and wears sunglasses. Same salesman, same desire, same answer. She is very upset at this point and asks, once again, "Why not?!" He tells her, "Because you're a dumb blonde!" She says, "Why do you keep calling me a dumb blonde!?" He says, "Well, first of all, thats a microwave, not a TV"
*bwah -bwah bwah -bwah*
Answers: A blonde walks into a store and the salesman asks "May I help you?" She says "Yes! I'd like to purchase this TV." The salesman says, "I'm sorry but you can't." She asks, "Why?" He says "Because you're a dumb blonde."
She leaves the store angrily and goes home. She has a vast collection of wigs, so she puts on a brunette one, changes her makeup and goes back to the store. She is greeted by the same salesman and she tells him she wants to purchase the same TV. Once again, he says no. She asks, "Why not?". He answers, "Because you're a dumb blonde." She storms out of the store once more, and runs to her wig collection at home. This time she chooses an auburn colored wig and wears sunglasses. Same salesman, same desire, same answer. She is very upset at this point and asks, once again, "Why not?!" He tells her, "Because you're a dumb blonde!" She says, "Why do you keep calling me a dumb blonde!?" He says, "Well, first of all, thats a microwave, not a TV"
*bwah -bwah bwah -bwah*
yes, funny! ive heard it before, but always funny :) aww i miss my gramps!
hahahhaha very good =]
Thats pretty funny.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH thats even funnier than when an egg got stuck in my dogs fur
funny
I have heard this joke before. It is very funny. :D
lolz thats soooo funny!!! nice one gramps!!
yes very good one....Go gramps !
hahaha
nice, very nice
Oh, it's excellent!!! :D
I'll give your Grandpa a star. * :)
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L0L HILARI0US!!
Funny, it would be pretty hard to get cable on a microwave...here's a star.
silly
I like that one! very funny.
ahahhahahahah!!!
I think that was my sister in-law. LOL JK that is a good one.
LMAO thats funny!!!
great joke but i have heard it before
tsk tsk tsk
HA! That's good!
ill give your gramps a star...
ive heard this one but its still funny
lol