Bush's tragedy?!
Question: George W Bush visits a school to deliver a talk on greek literature.
he sits in front of the classand says, 'Who knows what a tragedy is?'
A small boy says, 'Say my friend got run over by a tractor and died. Would that be a tragedy?'
'No' says Bush, 'That would be an accident.'
A little girl says 'Is it when a bus full of little children crashes and they die?'
Bush replies, 'No, but it would be a great loss.'
Another boy says, 'Would a tragedy be if Air Force One was shot down and you died?'
Bush asks, 'Why do you say that?'
The boy says, 'Because it wouldn't be an accident and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!'
Answers: George W Bush visits a school to deliver a talk on greek literature.
he sits in front of the classand says, 'Who knows what a tragedy is?'
A small boy says, 'Say my friend got run over by a tractor and died. Would that be a tragedy?'
'No' says Bush, 'That would be an accident.'
A little girl says 'Is it when a bus full of little children crashes and they die?'
Bush replies, 'No, but it would be a great loss.'
Another boy says, 'Would a tragedy be if Air Force One was shot down and you died?'
Bush asks, 'Why do you say that?'
The boy says, 'Because it wouldn't be an accident and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!'
very funny and interesting. you are right though LOL STAY COOL MAN KEEP ME LAUGHING
he always casues this crap.
lolz! that's FANNY!
Very good
funny...........good one
LOL... That's a good Bush joke.. Got any more?
that was funny
Yep! thats true G dubs
Excellent!!! :D
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wheres the question? if you mean is it funny i dont think it is that funny
Very good thanks
How true. But you'll hear from the religous right, condemning you to hell. How dare you say something negative about Dumya.
Here is one!
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
LOVED IT! KEEP THEM COMING!
George Bush and school in the same sentence?
I definetly like that!
hehehe that is to bleeping hehehehe awsome.
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excellent lol
HAHAHAHA!!!!! it's a shame can't send that to bush himself! great one!
thumbs up to you.>>>that was a good one >>>>happy new year>>>>
it isnt a tradgedy it will be a miracle
Funny! 10!
aint that the truth!!! bush is a quack.. i wouldn't cry!!
LOL. That's a smart little Democrat....LOL.
Another Good One!