The city slicker?!
Question: A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he's retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."
"What's country style?" asks the city boy.
"Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two blokes have a dispute, one bloke kicks the other one in the b*ll*cks as hard as he can. Then that bloke, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin' wins the dispute.
Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he's ever felt, crying like a baby and spluttering. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "Alright, n-now it's m-my turn."
The farmer grins. "Oh, hell, you win. Keep the duck."
Answers: A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he's retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."
"What's country style?" asks the city boy.
"Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two blokes have a dispute, one bloke kicks the other one in the b*ll*cks as hard as he can. Then that bloke, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin' wins the dispute.
Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he's ever felt, crying like a baby and spluttering. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "Alright, n-now it's m-my turn."
The farmer grins. "Oh, hell, you win. Keep the duck."
Haha, what a loser.
GOOD ONE I'm going to save this joke
I don't get it......why does he win?
nice one quizard, love youre jokes
Nice one
nearly wet myself laughing
Haha funny but not really funny.
Lol Honey a bad loser that farmer is,feeling a bit down in the dumds tonight,but at least you made laugh.xxx
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Oh hell sweets whe have all them dumb bells ringing again tonight honey.xxx
hahahahaha...pmsl
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Ha ha ha nice one,,ha ha ,,,,,
good 1 lol 10/10 x
like it one of the better ones on the page today
cool
Ha ha ha!!! Excellent!!!
Like in South Park "I'll Roshambo you for it!"
Great joke!!! xD
Have a star! *
i be thinkin ye bin out to me country-side wid the duck gun.you knows how we sortes townies out .lol
Thats a farmer for you "CHICKEN"