Have you ever had a hug?!
Question: the attractive girl asked the armless and legless guy, sitting on the beach.
"No, I sure haven't," he tells her. So she gave him a great big hug.
"Well, have you ever had a nice warm kiss?" she asked.
"No, I haven't," he answered. So she kissed him passionatly on the lips.
She then leaned over and whispered, "Have you ever been screwed?" "No Ma'am," he answers.
"Well you're about to be, as soon as the tide comes in."
Answers: the attractive girl asked the armless and legless guy, sitting on the beach.
"No, I sure haven't," he tells her. So she gave him a great big hug.
"Well, have you ever had a nice warm kiss?" she asked.
"No, I haven't," he answered. So she kissed him passionatly on the lips.
She then leaned over and whispered, "Have you ever been screwed?" "No Ma'am," he answers.
"Well you're about to be, as soon as the tide comes in."
oh come on now. what do you call that man with no arms or legs when hes in the water?
ANS: BOB
haha wow.
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaheeeeeheeeeeeee i love that one.. and then they walk into a bar .right?
i kung foo kick you
POW !!
I like the other way its told better.
A girl with no arms or legs is crying on a bench.
an attractive man comes over and asks "Whya re you crying?"
"Ive never been huged" she sniffled.
"I can fix that" so he gave her a hug.
"why are you still crying?" he asked
"because ive also never been kissed."
"I can fix that" So he kissed her on the cheek.
"ya' know what else? Ive never been fucked either" she said.
The man smiled and picked her up.
"I can fix that too" he said and threw her in the lake.
Wow thats funny
Oh wow.. lmao
that mad me laugh so hard lol
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!! YOU HAD ME THINKING DIRTY FOR A SECOND.