How to get in a girls pants....?!


Question: How to Get into a Girl's Pants


All guys want to know how to get in a girls pants, whether or not you and the girl are actually dating. This can in fact be an entirely noncommittal thing, and this will teach you to do it in either a way where you can get in her pants again and again or just have one night/day of fun.

Steps

1. Start off with casual conversation.

2. Ask her questions, PERSONAL questions about herself and her lifestyle, and make sure to look her in the eye.

3. Do not initiate physical contact for the moment.

4. Figure out whether or not you want something from this girl from this stage,
because it's about to get good.

5. Give her a wink or a nudge and ask to see her room.

6. If she indicates that it's upstairs, ALL THE BETTER.

7. Once you get upstairs, lay her down on the bed, manfully.

8. Your goal is right in front of you, but keep your cool.

9. Talk it over with her first. She'll know what you need.

10. Trace your finger over your pant button, in slow, lazy circles.

11. Remove your pants gracefully. You may want to add a little dance.

12. Now she's yours.

13. After unzipping her pants, pull slowly from her ankles until the pant is off, making
sure not to bunch it; this will just make it more difficult to put on.

14. Start with either the right leg or the left leg.

15. Place your legs in the tubes of the pant, and pull up to your hips.

16. Zipper, button, and you've succeeded.

Tips

* If the fit is too tight, don't worry. You're still technically in them.

Warnings

* Don't allow her to get in your pants, or even your socks; she might ruin them.


Answers: How to Get into a Girl's Pants


All guys want to know how to get in a girls pants, whether or not you and the girl are actually dating. This can in fact be an entirely noncommittal thing, and this will teach you to do it in either a way where you can get in her pants again and again or just have one night/day of fun.

Steps

1. Start off with casual conversation.

2. Ask her questions, PERSONAL questions about herself and her lifestyle, and make sure to look her in the eye.

3. Do not initiate physical contact for the moment.

4. Figure out whether or not you want something from this girl from this stage,
because it's about to get good.

5. Give her a wink or a nudge and ask to see her room.

6. If she indicates that it's upstairs, ALL THE BETTER.

7. Once you get upstairs, lay her down on the bed, manfully.

8. Your goal is right in front of you, but keep your cool.

9. Talk it over with her first. She'll know what you need.

10. Trace your finger over your pant button, in slow, lazy circles.

11. Remove your pants gracefully. You may want to add a little dance.

12. Now she's yours.

13. After unzipping her pants, pull slowly from her ankles until the pant is off, making
sure not to bunch it; this will just make it more difficult to put on.

14. Start with either the right leg or the left leg.

15. Place your legs in the tubes of the pant, and pull up to your hips.

16. Zipper, button, and you've succeeded.

Tips

* If the fit is too tight, don't worry. You're still technically in them.

Warnings

* Don't allow her to get in your pants, or even your socks; she might ruin them.

LOL I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOO OMG I'm GIVING YOU A STAR!

Goto the shops and buy some girls pants and hop into them.....simple

or, you know, you could just go to the store. many different styles to choose from, if you know what i mean.

You're a moron. Funny though.

is that a keg in your pants cause i would love to tap that asss

you r sick

lmao

Can I borrow your video game some time ?

worlds longest and dumbest joke

Asuming that your in a house. Oh and a guy has never "hinted me" by circling around there own genital area, you should be doing it to her.

u get a star....dats to {kool}

might your name be Taylor LOL.

hahahaha

Cute!

I just had a thought
you could just go and buy a pair
but hey your suggestion could be a bit more fun

cheers
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hahah i love it.

L.o.l. Ruin my pants or socks.. HAH!

there are SOO many dumbasses on Answers that I thought you were just another idiot...

but reading til the end... wow, great payoff... that was hilarious. Keep up the good work...

lol, you are sick but i got it.

Oh my word lol

star for this one bud keep em comming

that was histerical

sweet lol

LOL!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!! That Was Absolutly Hilarious!!!!! Kudos to you!!!! Well..a star is the best I can do!!

Never expected that ending! LMAO!!

I read it at first and I was like wtf? But then I read it again....lmao that is funny!

That deserves a star my friend;)

love it, very funny

omg lmao 10/10 x

HAHAHA!! Yes, Indeedy! That's One Way of Doing It! LOL.

Great Joke! LOL.

okay that was tremendously good.


star!!



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