Is this joke worth a point?!


Question: There is a small church in a small farming community and on the door of the church is a sign "WANTED BELL RINGER.... APPLY WITHIN." A man without arms applies. The pastor, quite curiously asks the man, "Well, my good man, you have no arms...how will you ever ring that bell?" The man asks that he be allowed to demonstrate. So, they both climb the spiral staircase to the bell tower. The man walks up to the bell and slams his face into it. A small "ring" results. The Pastor says, "I'm sorry, we have farms miles away and they must hear the bell!" The armless man asks for another try. This time, the armless man walks all the way to the railing, runs as fast as he can, slams into the bell "RING!" but ricochets off the bell, over the opposite railing...and plunges to his death.
The police arrive and ask the Pastor what happened and he explains. "Well," the policeman asks, "do you know the name of this unfortunate man?" "No," says the Pastor, "but his face sure rings a bell!"

Two weeks later, another armless man applies for the job, and the exact same turn of events occur...he, too, plunges to his death after slamming his face into the bell in order to make it ring loudly. The police arrive again, and the Pastor explains the exact same events that led to the second man's unfortunate demise. So, the policeman asks the Pastor if he knew the name of second man. "No,", says the Pastor, "but he sure was a dead ringer for the guy who was here two weeks ago!" lol

Is this joke worth a point?


Answers: There is a small church in a small farming community and on the door of the church is a sign "WANTED BELL RINGER.... APPLY WITHIN." A man without arms applies. The pastor, quite curiously asks the man, "Well, my good man, you have no arms...how will you ever ring that bell?" The man asks that he be allowed to demonstrate. So, they both climb the spiral staircase to the bell tower. The man walks up to the bell and slams his face into it. A small "ring" results. The Pastor says, "I'm sorry, we have farms miles away and they must hear the bell!" The armless man asks for another try. This time, the armless man walks all the way to the railing, runs as fast as he can, slams into the bell "RING!" but ricochets off the bell, over the opposite railing...and plunges to his death.
The police arrive and ask the Pastor what happened and he explains. "Well," the policeman asks, "do you know the name of this unfortunate man?" "No," says the Pastor, "but his face sure rings a bell!"

Two weeks later, another armless man applies for the job, and the exact same turn of events occur...he, too, plunges to his death after slamming his face into the bell in order to make it ring loudly. The police arrive again, and the Pastor explains the exact same events that led to the second man's unfortunate demise. So, the policeman asks the Pastor if he knew the name of second man. "No,", says the Pastor, "but he sure was a dead ringer for the guy who was here two weeks ago!" lol

Is this joke worth a point?

I like it. Very clever usage of phrases/sentences like:

"his face sure rings a bell"
and
"dead ringer"

heeeeeheeeeee

joke?? where is the joke??

bwaa haaa haa yeah it is

weeeeelllll yeeeeea.OLD JOKE. Come up with a better one yaar.

HAHAHA HOHOHO HEHEHE!
What a Joke!!!
NERD........

sure--teeheee

ha ha ha worth a star,,,,

Hi, Good clean armless jokes. Regards;



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