What is your best joke/embarrassing moment?!?!
Question: What is your best joke or most embarrassing moment? .This is a place where u can tell your most embarrassing moment or a good joke any1 of ur choice or u can do both!! HAVE FUN!!
Answers: What is your best joke or most embarrassing moment? .This is a place where u can tell your most embarrassing moment or a good joke any1 of ur choice or u can do both!! HAVE FUN!!
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asking a stupid question lol
I walked in on two girls calling each other really nasty names....I had to run for my life....
Most embarrasing - I was taking a dump in my ex-girlfriends refrigerator and she came home and caught me.
not knowing what pimp is when i was 12...embarrasing huh?
Ugh.
I met my boyfriend's sister and mom one day. It was the first time to meet them both.
The sister said that she loved to fly fish.
I said "Wow! I bet that's really hard!"
She said "What is?" She looked really confused.
I said "Catching the fish with your line as they fly through the air. I bet it's hard to do!"
They all laughed at me and explained what fly fishing actually meant.
What a dope!
I don't have an embarassing moment ever, and Im 20 years old. I'm glad too!
at lunch at school, someone said a joke and i had orange juice in my mouth, i think you know what happened next
when i wheelchair racing with my uncle(i am really not in a wheelchair just for fun) and then he pushed me into the street and a car was coming i almost got crashed but then he beat me!!lol
Embarrassing moment: When I was 18, I was in class taking a midterm and I had a cold so I was sucking on a cough drop, well that was all fine for a while until I started to cough uncontrollably until finally the cough drop flew out of my mouth and wacked the guy in front of me in the back of the head. To make matters worse, I had been sitting on my foot so when I got up to turn in my test, my foot was asleep and I fell back into my chair with a bit of a thump : (
Overall...not a good day!
My skirt ripped at school and I was totally exposed.
... Right in the middle of the lunchroom freshmen year Lol
Oh haha I know. I was with my friend and my other friends boyfriend and we were talking about this one girl who was saying ****, so my friend goes "she smells like a rat and looks like one to." and we tried to warn her that she was right in front of her so she ended up bumping into her at lunch and got chilli all over her.lol
I was in my room sort of posing in my underwear and bra, and my mom walked in WITH my boyfriend telling me he arrived and they both saw me doing that weird "model pose" thing! I got SO RED!!! It was humiliating!
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
I was barely 18 (a very naive one), in my room changing shirts, I have my arms up above my head, peeling my shirt (I was so flat I was still wearing ugly training bras) when my sister and her fiance walk in the room. We all are so embarrased, my sister trys to cover me with her body, and he flees the room as my sister yells at him not to follow her into a girls bedroom.
lol i was talking to my friend and she was talking about how her and her uncle had went skydiving the other day. Unfortunately, she can make an exciting story REALLY boring, so I wasn't paying attention (shame on me) Then, she said something and all I heard was 'he was really hard'. And I think we all know what I thought she was talking about. So I said, "Ew, Nikki! That's nasty." She didn't know what I was talking about until she thought about it and said I had a nasty mind... I was so embarrassed!
i had to post pics of myself on the myspace group 'HUMILIATED'
I was at funworld and I walked into the guys bathroom.
i slipped right in front of the guy i liked
My best joke is like, 15 minutes. My most emmberising moment is:
I asked my BOY teacher to go to the bathroom and he said yes. But I had to go to my locker to get my pad first. My lockers right across from the classroom, so he caught me getting into my locker with a pad in hand.