Bored Again........any suggestions?!
Question: Tonight i have to hand- 1 box crackers,
1/2 bottle merlot,
1 empty water bottle,
1 bar somerset toiletry soap,
1 odd sock,
1 corkscrew,
1 pillow,
1 ever present 3-legged dog,
and a overwhelming urge to do something really stupid...........
eagerly awaiting suggestions,
Bubba.
P.s. I`m not going to indulge in carnal relations with the dog...c`mon GET REAL....saturday`s gizmo lovin` day....
Answers: Tonight i have to hand- 1 box crackers,
1/2 bottle merlot,
1 empty water bottle,
1 bar somerset toiletry soap,
1 odd sock,
1 corkscrew,
1 pillow,
1 ever present 3-legged dog,
and a overwhelming urge to do something really stupid...........
eagerly awaiting suggestions,
Bubba.
P.s. I`m not going to indulge in carnal relations with the dog...c`mon GET REAL....saturday`s gizmo lovin` day....
Lucky bastard, i'd be happy with the 3 legged dog...there's got to be at least an hour of entertainment in that.
Are these cream crackers or crackers with strange gifts in them?...xx
If your crackers are dry, you should have put something on them..x
do you have to answer everyone on your questions?...x
Bubba- Hmmmmm x
Once a shitebag, always a shitebag......x
Well i'm certainly not one of those freaks....x
Hahahahaha...like i'm scared of a bit of sh!t...x
That doesn't mean i'm a nurse ...well not that kind of nurse..x
Just had a look back on the complete bollocks i've been writing and quite frankly, even though i can't see very well, i'm ashamed...mmmm ooo the shame..xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oooooooo silly o clock, ti's a terrible time..x
Jumble sale for some of the stuff....
Remove your clothes, go to the nearest police stattion and insist that you are the rightful king of England.
Put them on ebay....some idiot will buy them!
please dont hurt the dog... please..
once again, you're a freak.
OOOH ! after reading that list i need a tissue nudge nudge wink wink say no more!!!!
ill be round in 10 mins
First, soap up into a nice lather with lots of bubbles.
Slip on the sock.
Take the empty water bottle while biting into the pillow and corkscrewing the wall.
When satisfied, drink the half bottle of Merlot.
To celebrate, pull a cracker with the dog. Pat the dog on the head and say "Shhhh! Don't tell the wife!"
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You could use the corkscrew to attach the empty water bottle to your three legged dog, thus giving it a new lease of life. Next put the bar of soap inside the odd sock and whirl it around your head before letting it go for your dog to chase on its new limb. The joy you will feel after this act of terrific kindness will make you celebrate with your half bottle of merlot. The crackers and pllow should be saved for another day....too much excitement and all that.
I'll e-mail MacGyver and see what his thoughts are!
GO GET A LIFE!! UR A LOOSER!!!!!