A friend told me this joke, i find this quite cleva?!
Question: before and after marriage ---- man
before marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
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Answers: before and after marriage ---- man
before marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
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After marriage...
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very clever u get a star for this one ROTFLMAO
funny
haha that is pretty clever im gonna use that one, thanks.
lol niiice. star for you :]
that is hilarious!!
that is clever and funny
LOL good one
lol thats funny!!
haha
nice
Lol Honey how true,but then again is it him or her that does the cheating,here have a star.xxx
Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
hahah.
good one
funny
I dont get it :(