There me Duckies!!!Little Red Riding Hood is walking throught the woods when she!
Question: a bush.Playfully she slips behind him and taps him on the shoulder,"My,wha big eyes you have!"she says.The wolf runs off and hides behind another bush.Little Red Riding Hood follows him and tap him on the shoulder again."My,what a big nose you have!"she says.The wolf yelps and dashes off again to hide behind another bush.Little Red Riding Hood sneaks up on him yet again,and again taps him on the shoulder."My,what big teeth you have!"she says.The wolf turns on her and shouts,"Do you mind?I'm trying to have a c**p!"
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A man is sitting reading when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him."What was that for?"says the man."I found a piece of paper in your pocket with the name Mary Lou on it"! says the wife."Youre having an affair!"Of course not I'm not," says the man."Mary Lou is the horse I bet last week".so she apoligises,and calm is restorted.Next night she wacks him again."What's the matter this time"he asksHis wife replies,"Your horse phoned today!"
Pls enjoy and no nasties ok
Answers: a bush.Playfully she slips behind him and taps him on the shoulder,"My,wha big eyes you have!"she says.The wolf runs off and hides behind another bush.Little Red Riding Hood follows him and tap him on the shoulder again."My,what a big nose you have!"she says.The wolf yelps and dashes off again to hide behind another bush.Little Red Riding Hood sneaks up on him yet again,and again taps him on the shoulder."My,what big teeth you have!"she says.The wolf turns on her and shouts,"Do you mind?I'm trying to have a c**p!"
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A man is sitting reading when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him."What was that for?"says the man."I found a piece of paper in your pocket with the name Mary Lou on it"! says the wife."Youre having an affair!"Of course not I'm not," says the man."Mary Lou is the horse I bet last week".so she apoligises,and calm is restorted.Next night she wacks him again."What's the matter this time"he asksHis wife replies,"Your horse phoned today!"
Pls enjoy and no nasties ok
HI, This morning: I sat down at my keyboard, chest wheezing, nose all runny, but then i read this poster dear, and thought,"now isn,t that funny! Thank You, for giving me a great start today. Good Morning you lovely people,wherever you be, From Co Durham,UK, Have a smashing day. Regards:
Very funny, lol
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very unfunny, nlaa.
Good as ever!
LOL!!! Hahahahaa. Enjoyed. ^^;
funny
PMSL
Brilliant - enjoyed both.
All best quacks for 2008 and thereon.
it was okay
LMAO Luv Luv Luv the second one!!
hehe funny
Oldies but still funny.
pmsl....both fantastic lmao
star again
xxxxx
Ha ha ha have a star,,,,
Thanks for that, I enjoyed them both, but really enjoyed your version of Little Red Riding Hood tapping the wolf on the shoulder when he was trying to have a plop/dump whatever.
lol
The first one's great!!! xD
Star for you!!! *
lol not bad at all.....have a star