Come on...tell me this joke is funny! Is it worth a star?!
Question: A captain orders one of his soldiers to disguise himself as a tree and then sneak into the enemy camp, and try to get some information. So the soldier dutifully takes off to do what is aked of him..
About an hour later, the soldier comes screaming back to his camp. The captain asks him why he's back so soon.
The soldier tells him., "Look, I did what you told me! I got a bunch of twigs, disguised myself as a tree and was able to position myself right next to the main tent!"
The captain asks, "Well, what the hell are you doing back here? Didn't you get any information?"
The soldier replies, "Look, it wasn't so bad when that woodpecker started pecking at my head. I could even take it when some of the their soldiers came over to pee on me! But when those two squirrels crawled up my leg and one said to the other, 'Hey, let's eat one now and we'll store the other for winter....'" LOL
Answers: A captain orders one of his soldiers to disguise himself as a tree and then sneak into the enemy camp, and try to get some information. So the soldier dutifully takes off to do what is aked of him..
About an hour later, the soldier comes screaming back to his camp. The captain asks him why he's back so soon.
The soldier tells him., "Look, I did what you told me! I got a bunch of twigs, disguised myself as a tree and was able to position myself right next to the main tent!"
The captain asks, "Well, what the hell are you doing back here? Didn't you get any information?"
The soldier replies, "Look, it wasn't so bad when that woodpecker started pecking at my head. I could even take it when some of the their soldiers came over to pee on me! But when those two squirrels crawled up my leg and one said to the other, 'Hey, let's eat one now and we'll store the other for winter....'" LOL
all i have to say is LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm still laughing about it!!!! where did u find that joke b/c its amazing!! and if u made it up then ur amazing at jokes!!
LM*O!!!
omg!!
that wuz soo funy...
but i dont get ur main question/...
OK I'll give a star for that one
wow--you made me laugh! I haven't heard that one in about 20 years!!
lol i like the part with the talking squirrels (sry i cant spell lol)
HILARIOUS
it's funny...LOL!have a star
heehee LOL