Confession..................!


Question: Two young Irish men had been out sleeping with their girl friends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the confession booth and told the priest, "Father, I have sinned. I have sex with a young lady. Please forgive me."

The priest said, "Tell me my son, who the young lady was." The young man said he couldn't do that and the priest said he couldn't grant him forgiveness unless he did.

"Was it Mary Kelly?" asked the priest."
"No."
"Was it Rosie Ryan?"
"No."
"Was it that red-headed hussey Brigid O'Reilly?"
"No."
"Well then," said the priest, "You'll not be forgiven."

When the young man met his friend outside the friend asked, "So, did you find forgiveness." "No," said the other, "but I picked up three good prospects!"


Answers: Two young Irish men had been out sleeping with their girl friends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the confession booth and told the priest, "Father, I have sinned. I have sex with a young lady. Please forgive me."

The priest said, "Tell me my son, who the young lady was." The young man said he couldn't do that and the priest said he couldn't grant him forgiveness unless he did.

"Was it Mary Kelly?" asked the priest."
"No."
"Was it Rosie Ryan?"
"No."
"Was it that red-headed hussey Brigid O'Reilly?"
"No."
"Well then," said the priest, "You'll not be forgiven."

When the young man met his friend outside the friend asked, "So, did you find forgiveness." "No," said the other, "but I picked up three good prospects!"

hahaha funny
sorry can not reply to any more questions....rushing to confession........

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  • HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

    UR SO FUNY!!

    superb lol*

    lol!

    lol that's pretty funny!

    Funny! 10!

    very good

    Tush tush tush - now you naughty girl.
    Go and say 5 Hail Marys and 5 Hello Dollys - and may God have mercy on your sole.
    (It's Friday - with fish on the menu)

    VERY GOOD, HAVE A STAR X

    I dont get it

    like it! LOL sending you a star.

    lol

    LMAO!

    excellent
    star award
    we're ok, and sorted now

    hehehe, now they get excellent confessionals

    star time

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    very good star4u

    Yes! lol.



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