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Question: When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.


Answers: When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Those are quite frankly some excellent quotes,
You obviously have a most excellent mind well done.

Thank you :)

pmsl...those were fantastic lol

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!

rofl!!!!

Hey thanks for the laugh and thought-provoking-isms... or something like that. The "cheer up" made me think about the time I was feeling kind-a low. A friend told me to cheer up, things could be worse.
So I cheered up. And sure enough, things got worse. LOL

I don't object to a hypocrite, I just object to a cut-rate one.

Confucius say: Man who 'fraid and run away, live to run another day.

If money is the root of all evil, then why does everyone root for it?

excellent
star award

hehehe, loved them hun, pmsl

star time

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and I quote........hahaha brill !!!

very good star4u

That's a 10! lol.

Very good brilliant.



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