The smart salesman?!
Question: A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
Answers: A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
That was very good
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If you shout for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you can produce enough sound energy to warm a cup of coffee.(I don't think it's worth it...)
*If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months you can produce enough gas to creat an atomic bomb.(Now we're talking!)
*A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!!(In my next life I wanna be a pig!!! But how did they find this out and why did they investigate?)
*When banging your head on a wall,you burn 150 calories per hour. (Don't try this at home...at work maybe? In the mean time I still don't believe the pig-thing!!)
*Humans and dolphins are the only creatures that have sex not only to reproduce but also for pleasure. (So that's why Flipper was always smiling...And pigs experience 30-min orgasms? That doesn't seem fair!)
*The strongest muscle in your body is actually your tongue! (Mmmmmm...)
*Right-handed people live on average 9 years longer than left-handed.(If someone uses both hands he can split the difference??)
*An ant can lift 50 times its weight, pull 30 times its weight and when it gets drunk it always falls over on its right side.(How can an ant get drunk?? It drinks beer?? Did ratepayers actually pay for this research? I want someone to give me a reliable answer!)
*Polar bears are left-handed.(And who cares??! How did they find that out? They asked them to sign somewhere?)
*The cat-fish has over 27,000 taste buds.(Now, just what can be that delicious in the bottom of the lake...who knows!)
*Fleas can jump 350 times their bodies' length. It's the eqivalent to a human jumping over a football field! (30 minutes orgasm...Can you imagine?? And why only pigs?)
*A cockroach can live for 9 days after its head is cut off!(That's just scary!)
*The male mantis cannot come while his head is attached to his body. So,the female "helps" him in the "right moment" by chopping off his head!!(At least pigs are having a better time!)
*Elephants cannot jump. (Thank God!!Imagine the results if that was possible!)
*Some lions can mate up to 50 times a day! (But I still wanna be a pig in my next life...I prefer quality to quantity!)
*Butterflies smell with their feet!(wow...very fetishist)
*An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain! (Yeah..I got some friends with the same problem...)
*Goldfish don't have brains! (I've got some friends with that problem too...)
Well, after these researches I can only declare one thing: LUCKY PIGS!!
Oh my word...yuk yuk yuk....that was hilarious
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Okay, I'll admit you got me on that one. Have a star and a great day.
thats funny and nasty
eww i heard this one before but it is still good:)
GROSS!!! lol funny though!
Funny! 10!
ROFL!!!!!! you're good
ewwwwww yukkk but very funny hun, pmsl
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Good one! lol.
very good star4u
lol thats one way to sell
hehehe funny ...where did I put them 100 bucks now...
LMAO!!
nasty but a good mouthful
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LOL
Nice joke :)
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