Tricky, rhetorical questions...?!
Question: Does condensed milk come from smaller cows?
In comic strips, why does the guy on the left always talk first?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
How does a snowplow driver get to work in the mornings?
Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
The light went out, but where to?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why is there a book called "How to read for Dummies"?
Finally,
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
Answers: Does condensed milk come from smaller cows?
In comic strips, why does the guy on the left always talk first?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
How does a snowplow driver get to work in the mornings?
Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
The light went out, but where to?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why is there a book called "How to read for Dummies"?
Finally,
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
Condensed is a type of evaporated milk, it has all the nutrients, but less mass.
That's not true, the one with the highest text bubble talks first.
No, it still costs just as much gas to burn the body, what they should do is give a discount to midgets.
That's what my brother does, he shows up early before the storm starts.
Nah, something as memorable as a famous person dieing, it's fun to remember where you were the first time you heard it.
It comes from parts of other words: Abb, Revi, ation
Because that is just rude, and could be easily mistaked for asking where my ex girlfriend's house is.
Back into the wires, awaiting to be joined again.
Theres more to look at during a car ride... plus Im sure it smells a whole lot better.
The teflon is melted and smeared on.
That book does not exist.
And finally, a quitter who never won made that quote.
Too much free time?
here's one:
why do people sign into yahoo answers to find answers to their quesitons, and then instead of asking questions, state statements?
funny. starred.
interesting!
i like thistimearound5765's answer
Hey, I like those, they're really good.