A joke I hope you find funny ........ Banana?!


Question: On a beautiful beach a guy curses the fact he can't pluck up the courage to talk to a girl he sees frolicking in the water. He sees couples everywhere & would love a romance but just hasn't got the confidence. To his left is an average guy with 3 beautiful women with him, so the lonely guy walks over and says "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how did you get 3 gorgeous women when I can't even get one!" The guy asks him to come closer and says in a smooth Latin accent "Giva me $50 and I will tella you my secret." Desperate for love he hands over the money and the latin guy says "You gets a beeeg banana & put it downa your shorts, this way the ladeees will be all over you." He does as he is told. The object of his affection runs away screaming & for two weeks he doesn't succeed with any ladies. Spotting the Latin lover he storms over "Your banana trick sucks!" Latin guy says "My friend, the mistake you make is eeeezy to see, the banana is supposed to go in the front of your shorts!


Answers: On a beautiful beach a guy curses the fact he can't pluck up the courage to talk to a girl he sees frolicking in the water. He sees couples everywhere & would love a romance but just hasn't got the confidence. To his left is an average guy with 3 beautiful women with him, so the lonely guy walks over and says "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how did you get 3 gorgeous women when I can't even get one!" The guy asks him to come closer and says in a smooth Latin accent "Giva me $50 and I will tella you my secret." Desperate for love he hands over the money and the latin guy says "You gets a beeeg banana & put it downa your shorts, this way the ladeees will be all over you." He does as he is told. The object of his affection runs away screaming & for two weeks he doesn't succeed with any ladies. Spotting the Latin lover he storms over "Your banana trick sucks!" Latin guy says "My friend, the mistake you make is eeeezy to see, the banana is supposed to go in the front of your shorts!

srsly... just lmao :D i had to read it twice b/c i'm not feeling well and it makes me 'slow' lol :D

good joke though! :D

nope didnt laugh

haha

Yer its good.
lol its funny hahahaha

HA HA...that is soo funny

I get it.Trying to look like he has a bigger ****.
It's okay.
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uh yeah I get it but I don't find it really funny?? Sorry!!



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