Hot summer fishing day (gross)?!
Question: One hot summer day, three buddies, Tom, Bob, and Dave went fishing on Dave's boat. A fun afternoon of fishing and drinking turned bad when Dave, who couldn't swim and had no life jacket on, fell overboard. He wasn't discovered missing for at least ten minutes. When Tom and Bob realized this, they took turns diving in to look for Dave. After their fifth attempt, and six more beers later, Tom pulled a lifeless body up from the depths and placed him into the boat where Bob attempted mouth-to-mouth. After several minutes, Bob said "I didn't realize Dave's breath was so bad". Tom said "I didn't notice he was wearing a snowmobile suit".
Answers: One hot summer day, three buddies, Tom, Bob, and Dave went fishing on Dave's boat. A fun afternoon of fishing and drinking turned bad when Dave, who couldn't swim and had no life jacket on, fell overboard. He wasn't discovered missing for at least ten minutes. When Tom and Bob realized this, they took turns diving in to look for Dave. After their fifth attempt, and six more beers later, Tom pulled a lifeless body up from the depths and placed him into the boat where Bob attempted mouth-to-mouth. After several minutes, Bob said "I didn't realize Dave's breath was so bad". Tom said "I didn't notice he was wearing a snowmobile suit".
Lol, I can't believe it, I actually got the joke. Rock on!
I don't get it.
Ewww, that's IS gross!! poor Bob..
now i just visualised that story and i got a laugh in between drinks,but grossed out at the other dead guy ewww!
ha??? I don't get it
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OMG!!!
I am gagging!!!!
GROSS!!!!!!!!!
Ha, ha!!!!!
Happy New Year!!!!!
That's pretty funny, and gross, but in reality, the catfish would have already almost eaten that poor man in the snowmobile suit. Don't ya just love fried catfish? lol