What's your best joke?!
Question: I have 2 short ones:
1.Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane." Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was f***ing Goofy."
2.Bungee jumping is like getting a bl0wj0b off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
Answers: I have 2 short ones:
1.Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane." Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was f***ing Goofy."
2.Bungee jumping is like getting a bl0wj0b off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
There was this man selling small packs of things. There was a boy that came up to him and asked, "Do you have any grapes?" The man said, "No, sorry. I don't sell grapes."
The next day, the boy came back to the man and asked, "Do you have any grapes?" The man said, " No, remember? I don't sell grapes."
The next day the boy came back to the man and asked, "Do you have any grapes?" The man said, "One more time you ask me that question I'm going to staple your mouth!" Then the boy asked, "Do you have a stapler?" The man said, "No" Then the boy said, "Do you have any grapes?"