A REALLY good joke?!
Question: nothing gross
or prejudiced.
please :]
Answers: nothing gross
or prejudiced.
please :]
heres some funny short blonde jokes:
Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook?
A: She gets the poptart out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: What do you call a blonde at university?
A: A visitor.
Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.
Q: What did the mom say to her blonde duaghter before a date?
A: If your not in bed by 12 come home.
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
A: He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
A: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He's the one on his bike.
Q: Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A: Double-dumb
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
A: The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
A: It was too tight
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
A: He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
A: He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.
Q: Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
A: They're too hard to re-train.
Q: why did the vlonde stare at the orange juice boz for half hour?
A: it said "concentrate"
well, there u go, hope u got some cheap laughs, lol
Man walks into a bar....and says, "Oooww!"
It was an iron bar!! boooom, booooom?
There was a blonde shopping at a mattress store. She was looking for a very comfortable mattress. Laying on each one. But when she was ready to leave she saw that the doors were locked. She looked every where for a place to sleep, but couldn't find any where so she slept on the floor.
a family is having a camp at a forest. when they have reached their campsite, the rest of the family accept their father, quickly set up the tent, search for woods and unpacked all their things. a man who's tent is just a few metres away, saw what the family is doing and told the father. 'now that is what i called teamwork.' and the father said 'i have a system that if anybody wants to go to the toilet, they have to get everything ready. '
george bush. lame joke.
What goes Ha! Ha! Ha! Thud????
A man laughing his head off.
Well,There goes my christian school joke.
Q:How do you kill a blonde
A:put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Teacher:The 3 little pigs aked the store clerck for their supplies to boild their houses.What did the clerk say?
Students:HOLY SRUD!A TALKING PIG!
Teacher:...
WARNING!CORNY JOKE!
What are monsters favorite frozen treat?I-scream.