Wanna hear a wierd joke (no.2)?!


Question: WARNING: may contain wierdness.

'there once lived a pretty girl named mary
who went to a school called mclary's.
the boys there always gave her candy
if she would climb a tree, which for them was handy
because they would look up her dress to her knickers.
before paying her with a snickers.
when mary came home one day
and showed her mother the pay
and explained what she'd done to get the dessert
her dear mother went beserk.
she said "don't do that sweetie-honey,
they're just having a look at your undies."
so promised she did young mary
that she would not let those boys at mclary's
persuade her to climb any tree
so long as her undies showed free.
next day when mary came home to her mother,
she said "i climbed again for the fellas."
her mother exclaimed "you revealed your knickers! why?"
"mother, i was smart, i took them off this time."

this is from a joke book and i turned it into a poem. what do you think? too long?


Answers: WARNING: may contain wierdness.

'there once lived a pretty girl named mary
who went to a school called mclary's.
the boys there always gave her candy
if she would climb a tree, which for them was handy
because they would look up her dress to her knickers.
before paying her with a snickers.
when mary came home one day
and showed her mother the pay
and explained what she'd done to get the dessert
her dear mother went beserk.
she said "don't do that sweetie-honey,
they're just having a look at your undies."
so promised she did young mary
that she would not let those boys at mclary's
persuade her to climb any tree
so long as her undies showed free.
next day when mary came home to her mother,
she said "i climbed again for the fellas."
her mother exclaimed "you revealed your knickers! why?"
"mother, i was smart, i took them off this time."

this is from a joke book and i turned it into a poem. what do you think? too long?

I think it's a fine joke and you turned a joke into a poem? THAT'S SO COOL! And no. This is a nice size for a poem. The poems we read at school are longer.

hahahaha, kind of weird but made me chuckle.

omgggggg!!!! lol. bad little girl.

haha
very interesting
but i don't really get it
sorry
it's funny
but not overly funny
love the way it rhymed though
good job! :)

hahaha a lil to long. kind of saw it coming which made it better for me.

no.... it was worth reading it...thanks you made me laugh...:) its a good joke..:)

no thats not to long it was funny that was my lol for the day

naughty little girl...

lol

The last bit doesn't rhyme.

good, but it is a little long...but, good, anyway.

yeah way too long, but its ok =)

I have herd this poem before. its prety good

lolza



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