Whats the difference between a sports car and a dead hooker??!
Question: I don't have a sports car in my garage.
Answers: I don't have a sports car in my garage.
Chuck Norris likes the sports car but he doesn't like the dead hooker.
nothing
They're both fun to ride but if you don't have money for gas you aren't gonna get very far. Oh wait, that's a live hooker, the other guy is right, he doesn't have a sports car in his garage and now he has two dead hookers.
IDK
One is a mechanical object used to transport yourself and others to various locations while the other is a corpse of a human with a pathetic and shaming job. I think THAT should cover it.
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In my opinion, nothing. I'd do them both