Tarzan And Jane?!
Question: When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not
know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to
do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You
must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then
gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for
what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
Answers: When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not
know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to
do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You
must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then
gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for
what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
LOL
very funny!
Thanks for the laugh and have a happy new year!
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not bad. Did you hear about the two dogs that were out in a snowstorm.One was a great dane the other was a dachound.the big dog said , "Boy my paws sure are cold. " the little dog replied " You think your paws are cold ,do you see what I'm dragging in the snow?"
lol nice one mehelle
Excellent!!! xD
Go girl!!! xD
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Very funny hahahahahaa
That was so funny, I have forwarded it on to all my mates.
Thank you.
hahaha poor jane !
LOL. Great one! LOL.
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That is great! I love it! I will have to remember this one! LMAO "STAR"
Oh Hell Honey I'm glad I'm not Jane,here have a star.xxx
lol, it was squirrels when I first heard it, still funny though.
lol..very funny
Thats so funny
Brilliant joke thanks
haha cool!
lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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Good one! lol.