Some Blonde Quickies...funny?!


Question: Q: Why does a blonde's coffin need to be extra wide?

A: Because when you put them on their back they spread their legs.



How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.



What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles.


Why did the blond take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.


Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? Her blinker was on.


She is so blonde; she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.


Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.



Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are harder to get open.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!


Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Hump me Dump me.


Q: What do a blonde and your computer has in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them means to you until they go
down on you.


Answers: Q: Why does a blonde's coffin need to be extra wide?

A: Because when you put them on their back they spread their legs.



How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.



What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles.


Why did the blond take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.


Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? Her blinker was on.


She is so blonde; she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.


Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.



Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are harder to get open.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!


Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Hump me Dump me.


Q: What do a blonde and your computer has in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them means to you until they go
down on you.

OMG LOL
p.s I'm a dirty blond does that count?

hahaha very good.

Very good!! Here's one for you...

Blonde Year in review


Now that it's getting close to the end of the year, I say we look back on past events. Here's what happened in my life.....

January
- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March -
-Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April
- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May -
-Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
-Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September
- Learned that the capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
-Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
-Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December
- Couldn't call 9-11....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!! Anyone else wanna share their year?

yeh funnny

I ofter wondered do blondes curtains match their carpet?

lol

Excellent!!! Excellent!!! xD xD xD

Star for you! *

Very funny

hahaha funny !!!

very good star4u

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

that really made me laugh!!!

Lol Honey now that's really funny loved it ,here have a star.xxx

FUNNY FUNNY!!

LOL :)

OooooooooooKay! Good ones! lol.



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