An Asian man goes to buy some cat food.?!
Question: The racist shopkeeper refuses to serve him saying..."No, I know you Asians, you'll only give it to your wife and kids to eat...bring me a cat to prove that you've got one. The Asian man did. The next day he went and asked for a tin of dog food. Yet again the shopkeeper made him bring his dog as proof that he had a dog before he would serve him.
A few days later the Asian man went into the shop carrying a shoebox covered in a tea towel. "What do you want this time then?" asked the shopkeeper impatiently.
"Put your hand in the box there, Sir" said the Asian.
The man put his hand in and tried to guess what was inside...squelch, squelch..."Come on, I haven't got all day to play around...what do you want?"
"Two toilet rolls please."
Answers: The racist shopkeeper refuses to serve him saying..."No, I know you Asians, you'll only give it to your wife and kids to eat...bring me a cat to prove that you've got one. The Asian man did. The next day he went and asked for a tin of dog food. Yet again the shopkeeper made him bring his dog as proof that he had a dog before he would serve him.
A few days later the Asian man went into the shop carrying a shoebox covered in a tea towel. "What do you want this time then?" asked the shopkeeper impatiently.
"Put your hand in the box there, Sir" said the Asian.
The man put his hand in and tried to guess what was inside...squelch, squelch..."Come on, I haven't got all day to play around...what do you want?"
"Two toilet rolls please."
ja ja! good one! that'll teach him!!!
so whats your question?
love it.
This is hilarious.
ha ^_^
Fantastic.
not funny
heard it before u changed it!!!! it used to be an old lady!!! U RUINED IT!!!!!!!
HA!
lol. i heard a similar one once- not as prejudiced. but this was kinda against prejudiced people.
good joke :)
lol.
good one
ROFl. ;D
Lol
cool
ha
funny
I loved it