Does anyone know any window cleaner jokes or any that mention falling from a lad!
Question: A mate has just had an accident(not serious)and wanted to send something to cheer him up and as he is a window cleaner thought that would be a good subject to use ...Thanks in advance to any replies
Answers: A mate has just had an accident(not serious)and wanted to send something to cheer him up and as he is a window cleaner thought that would be a good subject to use ...Thanks in advance to any replies
The local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little so he decides to, well, you know, 'pleasure' himself. So he's quite happily tugging away, reaches the old moment of bliss, and opens his eyes only to see, at the window, the window cleaner, jaw agape at what he's just seen. Couple of minutes later, doorbell rings - it's the window cleaner. Vicar is understandably embarrassed, and asks the man how much he owes him.
"50 quid" comes the reply.
"50 quid?!?" says the vicar, startled.
"Yep, fifty quid or I tell the whole parish about what I saw, you perv."
So the vicar hands over the cash, and the cleaner gets on his way. Following week, the bishop's round for his supper and is having a wander 'round the vicar's house, admiring his lovely home.
He says to the vicar, "Lovely clean windows you've got there vicar, who does them for you?"
"Guy from the village does them for me, does a great job," replies the vicar
"oh, yeah, how much does he charge you, then?"
"well," replies the vicar, "fifty quid, actually"
"fifty quid! blimey!" says the bishop, "he must have seen you coming!"
In another life when I was in the Inland Revenue, I remember examining someone's tax return and under "self employed -occupation" he had written Master Window Cleaner. I thought that was hilarious.
There was on the news this week about some window
cleaners that fell and died, so with respect to their family's,
A good "fruit basket" might be in-line. <}:-})
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I know one joke
There are three guys going on an airplane,one's engish,one's freanch,and one's spanish.the airplane is about to land and the engish man opened the window and threw a penny and the the freanch man and the spanish man asked said "why did you do that" and he said "for my country".the freanch man threw out a quater and the engish man and the spanush man asked "why did you do that" and "he for my country".the spansh man took out a gernade took out the pin and threw it out the window and the engish man and the freach man yelled in panic "WHY DID YOU DOOOO THAAAAATH"
and he said for my country.the land and they were ging to the same place so they walk together.They say little boy crying and they asked "why are you crying little boy" and the little boy said I got hit in the head with a penny.they walk some more and say a teenage girl crying and and they asked "why are you crying teenage girl" and she said "my mom hit me teacher hit me and now a quater hit on the head" and so they walk some more and say a dirty boy laughing near a black toilet seat and they asked "why are you laughfing little boy"
and he said I was going,I farted and my house went boom.*laughf* " then the others stared laughf in too and they walk some more a few minteutes later the spanish guy said" we should do that more often" and the engish man and the freacn man said "i don't think so"and hit the spanish guy into a window.
A window cleaner fell off his ladder...he wasn't hurt coz he bounced...Boom Boom!!.........................Sorry!