What is the best joke ever? Needs to be VERY FUNNY?!


Question: I need a really really really good joke or prank, it doesn't really have to be a prank though as long as it's super funny.


Answers: I need a really really really good joke or prank, it doesn't really have to be a prank though as long as it's super funny.

once there was an indian chief who couldnt fart
his wife asks the medicine man what to do
he gives her 3 bags of beans and cook 1 bag a night
next day med man asks how hes doin
she says big chief no fart
next day he asks again she says big chief still no fart
the next day the indians wife runs to the medicine man and says...big fart no chief :) heard that years ago and it stuck with me

put vinger in toothpaste

Ok, here's you joke.....wait just a minute....its coming.
Be patient now....hold on the phone is ringing.

Why are pirates cool?

They just ARRR!

put ONE drop of eyedrops into a liqued and tell someone to drink it...they'll be sittin on the toilet all day! to do some real damage...put it all the eyedrops into the liqued...then theyre head will be in the toilet all day...

Knock knock...who's there? Cowsay......cowsay who? No! Cows say moo!


lmao i'm dork of the day

What did the blondes right leg say to her left?

Nothing, they never met.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldps5q_28...

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A ventriloquist was doing his routine in Los Angeles. His act was going extremely well until he got to a dumb blonde joke. Suddenly a blonde woman in the crowd stood up and said loudly, "That's not funny! What does a person's HAIR have to do with her intelligence?" The ventriloquist realized that she was right and started to apologize. But the blonde lady interrupted him: "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to the little jerk on your knee!"

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming.




Two jokes and funny video... go to www.crushinfo.com for hilarious prank

A news reporter visits an old couple to celebrate 50 years of marriage and he asks the man how have you stayed
together this long and the man says when they first got married we went on our honeymoon and took a horse ride together and the horse nearly dismounted her so she leaned over and whispered in its ear thats once a few moments later it happened again and she leaned over and said thats twice a few moments later it happened again this time she jumped off screamed thats three times and shot it in the head killing it stone dead i jumped off my horse and in shock started shouting at her about what she had done she just looked at me and carmly said thats once weve been happily married

What does sex look like from the inside? Then make your thumb and first finger into a circle and put it over your nose.

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