Bereft drunk?!
Question: A drunk is staggering down a street with his car keys in his hand and his manhood hanging out when he sees a policeman.
He points at his keys and says, 'Officer, someone has stolen my car.'
The policeman says, Where did you last see it?'
The drunk replies, 'On the end of this key.'
The polliceman notices the drunk's manhood is hanging out and says, 'Sir, are you aware that your exposing yourself?'
The drunk looks down and cries, 'Oh no, they got my girlfriend too!'
Answers: A drunk is staggering down a street with his car keys in his hand and his manhood hanging out when he sees a policeman.
He points at his keys and says, 'Officer, someone has stolen my car.'
The policeman says, Where did you last see it?'
The drunk replies, 'On the end of this key.'
The polliceman notices the drunk's manhood is hanging out and says, 'Sir, are you aware that your exposing yourself?'
The drunk looks down and cries, 'Oh no, they got my girlfriend too!'
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thanks for a laugh
10/10
LMAO!
lol poor guy.....hope he wernt still standing to attention
haha