What's your favorite lawyer joke?!
Question: A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side of the road.
Going by instinct, the lawyer figured that there was some sort of auto collision. He was eager to get to the injured parties but couldn't get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
Answers: A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side of the road.
Going by instinct, the lawyer figured that there was some sort of auto collision. He was eager to get to the injured parties but couldn't get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
Mines more of a quote, but;
"When you're standing on trial, you're being judged by 12 idiots who aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."
HOW MANY LAWYERS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE UP A CASE?
COUPLE AND ONE
what do you call 500 dead lawers under the sea?
a good start.
An engineer died and went to the gates of heaven. He was told that a mistake was made and he was meant to go to hell. After arriving in hell we put his skills to good use. Eventually hell became a pretty pleasant place, there was running water, nice buildings, etc. An offical from heaven came down to hell and said "Hey we want that engineer now! If you don't give him back to us we'll sue you!"
The man from hell just laughed and said, "Yeah, with what lawyer?"
A man come to a lawyer and ask him if he can answer him a few questions. The lawyer say - Yes, and I charge 500$ for one, now what is your other question?