What is the corniest joke you ever heard?!
Question: What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it waved
That is my corniest joke I believe.
Answers: What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it waved
That is my corniest joke I believe.
Q: What is the richest fish?
A: Goldfish
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court?
A: Odor in the court
What are you when you walk in to a bathroom?
American.
What are you when you walk out of the bathroom?
American.
What are you when you're in the bathroom?
EUROPEAN!!!!
my favortie is the last one =]
how do u make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it
My guy friend told me this joke. It's pretty corny. He thought that I was going to kill him.
Want to hear a joke.
Women's right.
I didn't get mad. I actually laughed.
chuck norris is sexy
thats funny
when is a door not a door?
when its ajar.
Have you heard the joke about the ceiling? Nevemind its over your head.
Now thats corny...but mostly pathetic
What do you call a lamp walking down the street?
A crazy lamp!
That stupid orange joke when the person keeps saying knock knock (whos there) banana (banana who) knock knock... and so forth.
the produce jokes are stupidest:
knock knock
who's there?
lettuce.
lettuce who?
lettuce in already!
knock knock.
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad to see me? or orange you gonna come out and play?
corny.
Why did the woman lose the beauty contest?
Because she was ugly