Yummy Peanuts?!


Question: A tour bus driver has a bus full of senior citizens. As he’s driving, the bus driver gets tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully eats. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch of peanuts, the bus driver asks the little old lady why she doesn't eat them.
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"We can't chew them because we've got no teeth", she says.

Question...
So, why did they buy them?


Answers: A tour bus driver has a bus full of senior citizens. As he’s driving, the bus driver gets tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully eats. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch of peanuts, the bus driver asks the little old lady why she doesn't eat them.
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"We can't chew them because we've got no teeth", she says.

Question...
So, why did they buy them?

She doesn't have teeth, so she bought chocolate covered peanuts, sucked off the chocolate, and gave the rest to the bus driver because she can't chew them.

ok hi sorry but i get points

To give away to men and make some conversation....old women are never to old to go out and hook up with someone.

they bought them to suck all the flavor off and then gave them to the bus driver to eat them...

Hoping the driver would chew them for the old ppl!
lmao i dunno

hahahhaha


that wasnt funny

really funny ya!

The answer is simple, the old lady is trying to sweet talk the bus driver and find the way to his heart through his stomach!
How else is she gonna get a man?

To give them to the sexy bus driver. Old people are horny SOB's

To poison the driver. They're full of cyanide. Never trust old women!

i dont know the answerso im only answering this question to findout the answer later

To suck the chocolate off of them. Then she hands the peanuts to the bus driver. That's gross actually..

they just left the circus. or the zoo.

This used to be a joke. They were chocolate covered peanuts. She sucked off the chocolate, and handed them to the man meaning for him to throw them out but he thought she meant to eat them. She gave him the ones that she sucked clean.

so they could suck the chocolate off



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