Learning to Talk?!
Question: There was a man who couldn't talk and he wanted to learn how.
So he went to an oprera and heard the singer go "Meeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeemeeeeeeee."
Next he went to a pottery store and heard a salesman going "Forks and knives, forks and knives."
Next, in the street he heard a kid go "He stole my lollipop!"
He walked around all day learning these phrases. While he was practicing he accidently walked on a murder scene and practically tripped over the dead guy in the street. Before he knows it, he's talking to a policeman who asks "Who killed this man?"
"Meeeeemeeeeemeeeeee"
"Well, how did you kill him?"
"Forks and knives, forks and Knives"
"But why did you kill him?"
"He stole my lollipop!"
"Okay, you're coming with me mister!"
Answers: There was a man who couldn't talk and he wanted to learn how.
So he went to an oprera and heard the singer go "Meeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeemeeeeeeee."
Next he went to a pottery store and heard a salesman going "Forks and knives, forks and knives."
Next, in the street he heard a kid go "He stole my lollipop!"
He walked around all day learning these phrases. While he was practicing he accidently walked on a murder scene and practically tripped over the dead guy in the street. Before he knows it, he's talking to a policeman who asks "Who killed this man?"
"Meeeeemeeeeemeeeeee"
"Well, how did you kill him?"
"Forks and knives, forks and Knives"
"But why did you kill him?"
"He stole my lollipop!"
"Okay, you're coming with me mister!"
my kids told me that one 2 days ago!!
funny!!
hehe thats cute.
no offense but that was a bad joke
haha
there are WAYYY better ones with that style "funniness"
:)
lol stupid but made me smile
hhhhhhhh lol so funny
he he
auosum too gud
keep it up
hahahaha
Nice! Here's a star. Make more!
lol nice one
good one but pretty childish...
lol.. i like it!
a little alien coomes down to earth, and landed in America, not knowing any English.
He passes a opera house and hears "meee meee meee!"
He passes a resturant and hears "forks knives forks knives."
He passes an electronics store and hears a wrestling show. "bring it on, fat boy!"
At the break on the show there is a GLADE commercial. "Plug it in, plug it in!"
A police officer comes up to him and says "have you seen this man?" the little alien, not knowing wat to say, remains silent.
The police, flustered says "DO U KNO WHO KILLED THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!?"
the alien, freaking out, decides to try out his English. "meee meee meee!"
the police, surprised, says, "wat did u kill him with?"
the alien, proud now of this new language says "forks knives forks knives."
"Well, for doing that i am taking u to jail."
"bring it on, fat boy!"
"That's it, u deserve the electric chair!"
"Plug it in, Plug it in!"
sry 4 that, just another version of ur joke.
Speaking of learning to talk......He heard these people "go" ? or "he heard these people "say" ?
HAHAHAHAHA~~
good one! so funni!
happi new year + thanks for da laf!
haha