What's the dumbest thing you ever done?!


Question: Like saw a board in half while standing on it, the board was on edge and when I cut it, it just closed the cut back togather and I didn't fall. Talk about a burned out light bulb. That's when GOD was watching


Answers: Like saw a board in half while standing on it, the board was on edge and when I cut it, it just closed the cut back togather and I didn't fall. Talk about a burned out light bulb. That's when GOD was watching

I don't know which one of the things I've done would ever qualify as the dumbest, but here's two situations I was in:

I spent some time looking for a pencil a few years ago. By the end of my search, I realized it had been in my hand the whole time!

The other time, I was trying to microwave a cup of milk. I took the gallon of milk out of the fridge and poured some milk into a cup. For some inexplicable reason, instead of putting my cup of milk inside the microwave, I tried to put the gallon of milk inside.

Even worse, I only realized what I was doing when I heard the THUD....the gallon wouldn't fit in!

dumbest thing I've ever done is try and protest a suspension with Yahoo answers. they don't want to hear it.

I would have to say it was when I was talking to my friend on my cell phone and I had to go to work.

I was running around the house frantically looking for my cell phone - I can't leave home without it, you know?

But, I couldn't find it anywhere!

DUH - I was on it!

LOL! - This is a TRUE story...

well i went to go jump of my friend house and on to the trampoline but i kinda missed and hit this little playhouse thing his sister had in the the end i broke my leg

i cut off a bunch of matchheads and filled a mayonaise jar then i threw a lit match in it .I figured it would make a small mushroom cloud.which it did.what i didnt expect was all the matchheads coming down and burnin the hell out of me.

i burped loudly when the teacher was talking - but she didn't notice!

i lost my fish once.

Well, a while back, my dog was connected to a wire in the backyard, so that he could run around where ever, but not get loose or tangled up. The wire was connected from tree to tree across the yard.

My dog has a problem with humping every person he sees.
I became a victim so I ran away from him, forgetting the line was there, and ended up clothslining myself....

Had a red mark around my neck for a few days.

i turned round to my girlfriend and kissed her, but it wasn't my girlfriend!



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