Tell me a joke if it makes me laugh ill chose u as a best answer??good luck?!
Question: i feel like laughing so tell me a joke...no dirty jokes k!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks.........also no mean comments pliz !!!!??
Answers: i feel like laughing so tell me a joke...no dirty jokes k!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks.........also no mean comments pliz !!!!??
A kindergarten teacher wants to teach the class the word "definitely" She proceeds to ask the class if they knew.
The first kid raises his hand and says "the sky is definitely blue". The teacher says "good job, but sometimes the sky is orange. . . so it's definitely not blue".
The second kids raises their hand and says. "The grass is definitely green". The Teacher again says "good job, but sometimes grass is brown and even blue is certain parts"
The third kids raises his hand and says "Do farts have lumps in them?" The teacher says "No" so the kids says "Than I have DEFINITELY SH*T MY PANTS!!!"
Why did the chicken fall out of the tree
It was dead! lol it's kiind of stupid but it makes me laugh
airline food whats up with that???!!!???
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on a building and it's on fire.
The fireman hold out the tarp and tell the brunette to jump into it. Just as she goes to land in it, they move it - and splat, she hits the ground.
The redhead says, "You won't do that to me, will you?"
"Oh, of course not, the fireman tell her." So she jumps and just as she goes to land in it, they move it - and splat, she hits the ground.
So the blonde stands by the side of the burning building and yells down, "Oh No, I'm not that dumb, you set it on the ground and you all back away"
SPLAT!
a little but not too much rude, but pinched it off someone else's post on here tonight
What is the biggest drawback in the Jungle?
An elephants foreskin!
Im sorry only one i know now haha
k so thier is this person who oh wait umm
any way the punchline is about a sandwich i think uh
These are my favorite elephant jokes
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.
Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)
Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: The door won't close.
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini