Blonde Jokes .. funny or not?!
Question: Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
Speeding Ticket
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
Answers: Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
Speeding Ticket
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
OH GOH THATS TOO FUNNY I HATE BLONDS THEY HATE ME TOO ITS A CYCLE!!!LOL:))))) FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!=DDDDD
i LOVE both of them!!!!! sooooo funny.
Very funny.
those are pretty good
ha ha funny
Super Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have an enemy, he is blonde, and i will tell him these jokes andhe will get soooooo mad!! LOL!!! ^_^
LOL very funny i like them both
I am a blonde and I think they are HILARIOUS!! They really are funny. They aren't personal or anything.
funny
They're both hilarious! I like the first one better. lol...can't...stop...laughing lol (yeah I know I'm strange...but, I'm not a blonde)lol
Lol
Sorry, but I think blonde jokes are stereotypical and silly.
STOP THE HAIR-COLOR-ISM PEOPLE!!
first one, not that funny, its kind of like one of those jokes thats like haha but its not really funny u no....
the second one, def funier than the first, but not the best blonde joke i ahve heard