Kinky German?!
Question: A German visits a prostitute and says, 'I vish to buy sex vit you, i varn you: i am a little kinky.'
The prostitute says, 'No problem.'
So they go to her flat, where he produces four springs and a duck call.
He says, 'I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.'
She finds it odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her arms and knees.
He says, 'Now you will get on your hands and knees.'
She obeys, balancing on the springs.
'Now blow this whistle as i make love to you.'
She thinks this is weird, but harmless and after all, he was paying.
the sex is fantastic. she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck call.
The climax is the most sensational she's ever experienced, and it's several minutes before she's recovered her breath to ask, 'That was amazing. What do you call that?'
The German says, 'Four sprung duck technique.'
Answers: A German visits a prostitute and says, 'I vish to buy sex vit you, i varn you: i am a little kinky.'
The prostitute says, 'No problem.'
So they go to her flat, where he produces four springs and a duck call.
He says, 'I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.'
She finds it odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her arms and knees.
He says, 'Now you will get on your hands and knees.'
She obeys, balancing on the springs.
'Now blow this whistle as i make love to you.'
She thinks this is weird, but harmless and after all, he was paying.
the sex is fantastic. she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck call.
The climax is the most sensational she's ever experienced, and it's several minutes before she's recovered her breath to ask, 'That was amazing. What do you call that?'
The German says, 'Four sprung duck technique.'
That was hilarious..
Thanks for the laugh..
lol
Deb :)
Very funny
Tee Hee.
Someone, PLEASE, if you understand this joke, please send me a message explaining this joke, because I don't understand the punchline of this joke, at all.
Tis gut jok......so vat is your question hmm?
A good laugh, thank you
lmao..brilliant
LOL
very good lol