Star if you like this joke please--Kids Say The Darndest Things?!
Question: Hey!
? These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!
? JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
? MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
? STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
? BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?
Answers: Hey!
? These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!
? JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
? MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
? STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
? BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?
My son was three we were standing in the garage watching the rain. "Daddy, is God sitting on the clouds watching us"
"Yes, he probably is" my son turned around, walked into the back and proclaimed, "I better get him the ladder. His butt is going to get wet."
some cute ones there...
Cheers
Lisa
hahaha! hilarious!
You made my night!!!
these are really cute!!! haha
awww .... sooo cute
a star for you
thanks it was funny and I gave you a star
thank those are funny
The first two were pretty funny. I didnt quite get the rest...
Yep they are good. They sound exactly what kids would say. They are the sort of things my kids asked when they were younger
Thanks for sharing the humor - great - a star earned here.
lol !
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nice jokes
how many days have you spent making these great jokes!?
you've made me laugh so hard...
please post another set of jokes
a smile on my face makes me wonders what stars that i give you but its for sure its 5 rated stars .
Each child is special in their own way and each child makes you smile each day , they are the ones who teaches whats the world all about , as they dont have the bias aspects of every thingss around they see
Those are cute. Kids are so innocent and curious, one can't help but love them.
of corse i do i am a kid!
Oh cute I love the 'childproof cap' one (Brittany)
Quite humorous.... Yes, such things are always good for a chuckle -but preferably not in front of the children....
ahhhhhhhhhh butt dust
I love it!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
oh that is so cute.. i will tell you one that my mom told me.. she told me when she was potting training me.. the preacher came over and i walked into the living room carrying the potty pan to show what a big girl i was.. i think i was 2 maybe 3..lol
very funny and cute
LOL, very funny!
Omg these are Brilliant!!