Star if you like this joke please--Things To Do At Walmart?!
Question: Hey!
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your friend/partner is taking their sweet time :
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.
Answers: Hey!
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your friend/partner is taking their sweet time :
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.
Lol, that's so funny! I sometimes get bored when I go shopping with some people, but I'm too shy to try these things. By the way, you get a star.
Read them in the filthy joke book. but funny nontheless.
those were awesome i loved them next time i go 2 walmart i am definitely going 2 do the one about the condoms, and the one abut telling the clerk 2 leave me alone but i gotta say u ROCK
Love em! I gotta tell this to my guy, he'll crack right up and probably wanna try the condom one next time we take a trip to wal-mart!
yes that definitely made me smile
Cool. Hehehehe. Very funny.
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Happy New Year. It made me smile. HAHAHA. Thanks for making me laugh.
me and my friends accually did the condoms before. we were banned from that Wal-Mart for a month
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Lame.
lol.. i love them.. when i was working at pic n save in the early 90s there was a time when some one use the dressing room for a bath room.. lol
Genious!
YIKES! Don't look now, old couple, there's 10 packets of condoms in your trolley!
Excellent!
A couple of those actually made me laugh out loud. --which is not an easy feat with me. (I've heard tons of jokes.)
(On the other hand a couple were a little 'too' dumb, but they can't all be prime material.)
Not very original or new, but I will give you a star anyway.
They are very funny, thank you for that, hahahahaha, Happy new year.
funny