Star if you like these jokes please--Funny Quotes?!
Question: Hey!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Answers: Hey!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Not bad! but I have a few:
"Sometimes I wonder, why is that dodgeball getting bigger...and then it hits me."
"Sex and Golf are things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."
"Did you know that babies are easily nauseated by a claen shirt?
"People who live in glass houses should change clothes in the basement."
Lol thanks that made my day-- enjoy the star!
They are ok
thanks this made me laugh!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Very funny. A smile to start the New Year with.
why do people want credit for copying things????
HAHAHAHAHA!
those gave me quite a laugh
My favorite is:
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
LMAO!
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hahaha