A few short New Year Jokes?!
Question: God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Dear Lord
So far this year I've done well.
I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help.
Amen
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Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' Ken responds.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' replies Peter with a grin. 'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'Phase one?' wonders Ken.
'Yeah,' laughs Peter, 'I've quit buying.'
Answers: God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Dear Lord
So far this year I've done well.
I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help.
Amen
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Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' Ken responds.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' replies Peter with a grin. 'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'Phase one?' wonders Ken.
'Yeah,' laughs Peter, 'I've quit buying.'
haha great thanxxx!
i see the trolls on patrolls are out again,phantom downthumber wan*ers,oh well,thubs up from now on to every question I go,if only others were like me..........xxx
i like the third one :)
very funny
Lol, these are pretty good. :-)
Funny! Good ones! 100!
lol
star4u
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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I'm not going for it! I like your avatar, though! lol.
These were GREAT your hot tonight!!
LOL & LOL some more!!
Happy New Year !!
Good ones! :D
Have a star! *
PS. I didn't recognize your avatar at first ;)
lol
hahahahaha...excellent lol
funny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10