Women are Evil..?!
Question: A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
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Answers: A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
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But if.........no..... but wait............. if there......... you mean.......? LMAO
hooray no tp
hahahaha
LOL Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ew
omg lol. thats kind of discusting since she stuck her fingers in his mouth LOL!
Funny!!!
Loved it..........
Lol!
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Oh man, haha..tsk, tsk. :P
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAW!!!!!!!!
I din laf..thts eeeewwwwyyy
Ew... her dirty fingers in a strangers' mouth?!? Uggghhhhh!!!!!
That's funny!!
eeeww!!!!
true story?
you deserve that star !
That was a good one for sure !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Oh s--t!
ha ha
is this an autobiography???
lol gross hahaha
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that is really nasty like totally extra but still being a woman satifies me
Women are not evil!!!
lol if i was him i would fuucckkk her harder than a rock-HARDER! HAAARDE!! HAAAAARRDDEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
That's funny you no.
LOL star for you!
lol!!!!!!!!!!! awe that was cute. I will have to use that one.
it was really funny..........................hats off 2 tht women..........
that's good stuff, I am totally going to do that to someone!!
HALiROUS lOl
That is phreakin too funny!!! Have a *star*!