Things to make you go hmmm?!


Question: If money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why isnt "phonetic" spelled the way is sounds?

Why is it that people who spend their day sitting down often earn more than people who spend their day working on their feet?

And last but not least...

Deep in the jungle, why doesn't Tarzan have a beard??


Answers: If money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why isnt "phonetic" spelled the way is sounds?

Why is it that people who spend their day sitting down often earn more than people who spend their day working on their feet?

And last but not least...

Deep in the jungle, why doesn't Tarzan have a beard??

1.

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
2.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
3.

Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
4.

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
5.

How do a fool and his money GET together?
6.

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
7.

How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
8.

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
9.

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
10.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
11.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
12.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
13.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
14.

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
15.

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
16.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
17.

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
18.

What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
19.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
20.

Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
21.

How come there aren't B batteries?
22.

If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
23.

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
24.

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
25.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
26.

How is it possible to have a civil war?
27.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
28.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
29.

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
30.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
31.

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
32.

Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
33.

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
34.

How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
35.

How do you throw away a garbage can?
36.

How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
37.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
38.

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
39.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
40.

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
41.

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
42.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
43.

Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
44.

Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
45.

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
46.

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
47.

Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
48.

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
49.

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

50.

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

why is a dime smaller than a nickel?

Haha, funny...

A star for your humor.

hmmm....

Because life is not fair.

Yes it does grow on trees. Its just that not all people can grow them.

i didn't say hmm because i was laughing because i wanted to say hmmm...........................hmmm

the answer 2 the 3ed one is easy!! becuase the people who wrote tthe AMERICAN language decided to teast us! LOL idk

in this world nothing makes sense!!
lol
i agree there is alot of things that make ypu say hmm???!!
:]

why does some insurance companies dont insure hardly anything?

i know why tarzan doesnt have a beard,his hormonal glans didnt kick in,he was the only human in the jungle,no she tarzan.

1. bank/ranchesl, it's just how they refer to their differnt locations. Nothing to do with money at all.
2. Lingerie is moer about lust not love.
3. Because sitting down in a cubicle is a horible way to live. most people would much rather work on their feet.
4. Tarzan probably shaves. Like most people.

I have sucessfully ruined the humor in this. Go me.

that does make me say hmm

1rst: Q:If money grows on trees, why do banks have branches?
A: Money does grow on trees ( paper)

2nd Q:If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular
A:that's life

3rd Q: Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way is sounds?
A: That's the way the dictionary made it

4th Q:Why is it that people who spend their day sitting down often earn more than people who spend their day working on their feet?

A:because now the things we do on paper work or computer makes a big affect into the world even though the people on there feet also do

5th Q:Deep in the jungle, why doesn't Tarzan have a beard??

A:Because Tarzan secretly had an apartment which had everything he needed

ha ha ha

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Because men who are arroused keep their eyes open.

Why isnt "phonetic" spelled the way is sounds?
Because then anyone could learn english and we would have to pay unemployment to too many English teachers.

Why is it that people who spend their day sitting down often earn more than people who spend their day working on their feet?
Because people who are on their feet all day are to busy to argue for more pay.

And last but not least...

Deep in the jungle, why doesn't Tarzan have a beard??
Because in Hollywood they don't believe in body hair. The real Tarzan type would have had a beard long enough to cover his pecs and what fun would that be in a movie?

Alright, now I have to go read the book and see if the description includes anything about body hair.

Happy New Year!

Why are apartments stuck together?
Hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

lol

dumb

haha cool

Hmmmm makes you wonder, huh?

nice, very funny

Ha ha ha,you are so funny, thank you,lol

1. Banks have branches that are not made of wood.
2. Lingerie is so popular because it is related to sex, not love.
3. Phonetic is not spelled the way it sounds because it is the way the English language chose the word.
4. because sitting down requires thinking and hard labor requires little education
5. because Tarazan is a cartoon.

You need a life.



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