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Question: a bloke gets into the lift/elevator of a 100 storie building and he wants to get to the very top floor (the 100th floor) but gets out on the 53rd floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs. now i want to know why he did this..its not because he needed the excersise nor is it that the lift only goes up that far (it does go all the way to the top) and nor is it that he wanted to say hello to doris the sexy trolly dolly!!
Answers: a bloke gets into the lift/elevator of a 100 storie building and he wants to get to the very top floor (the 100th floor) but gets out on the 53rd floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs. now i want to know why he did this..its not because he needed the excersise nor is it that the lift only goes up that far (it does go all the way to the top) and nor is it that he wanted to say hello to doris the sexy trolly dolly!!
wasn't tall enough to reach the other buttons, though the lift would have to have some odd number arrangments.
He had to go to bathroom.
because he can!
did someone fart in the lift?
The elevator broke when it reached the 53rd floor!
Probably the bloke is short in height and he can reach only upto the 53 floor button in the lift..so he gets down on the 53rd floor and has to walk all other floors upto the 100th floor.
The elevator is going down.
He is short, can only press the level 53 button....
it got stuck (:
He was to short to reach the 100 button and he was only tall enough to reach the 53 so that is as far as he could go on the elevator!
He needs exercise.
The bloke is a dwarf. He can only reach the button for the 53rd floor. But if it's raining, he has an umbrella and can press the 100th floor button with the umbrella tip. And if someone is in the elevator with him. Because then the other person can press the button. He rides it down all the way, though, because the 1st floor button is on the bottom.