Good eve to you me Duckies!!!!A woman goes to a pet shop to buy her hubby a pres!


Question: she asks an assistant."We have a selection of large bullfrogs,"he replies."Apparently,they've been trained to give oral sex."The woman immediately buys one,thinking if it works,she'll never have to preform the act on her hubby again.When she explained the frog's ability to her hubby,he is very sceptical.However,in the middle of the night,the woman awakes to the noise of pots and pans crashing around.She runs to the kitchen to find her husband reading cookbook recipes to her frog.
"What on earth are you doing?"she asks
Her husband replies:"If I can teach this frog to cook,then you're out the door!!"
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A yyyyyyoung woman goes to see her GP,who askx:"When did you last have a check-up?"
"Well,I've had a Frenchman,"says the woman,"plus an Greek and an American,but I've never had a Czech!"
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There me Duckies enjoy and have a laugh,star if you like.xxxxx


Answers: she asks an assistant."We have a selection of large bullfrogs,"he replies."Apparently,they've been trained to give oral sex."The woman immediately buys one,thinking if it works,she'll never have to preform the act on her hubby again.When she explained the frog's ability to her hubby,he is very sceptical.However,in the middle of the night,the woman awakes to the noise of pots and pans crashing around.She runs to the kitchen to find her husband reading cookbook recipes to her frog.
"What on earth are you doing?"she asks
Her husband replies:"If I can teach this frog to cook,then you're out the door!!"
****
A yyyyyyoung woman goes to see her GP,who askx:"When did you last have a check-up?"
"Well,I've had a Frenchman,"says the woman,"plus an Greek and an American,but I've never had a Czech!"
****
There me Duckies enjoy and have a laugh,star if you like.xxxxx

Oh, the second one's excellent!!! xD
Thanks for the cheer up. :)

Here's a star! *

I like it ........quack quack.

Hi, enjoyed that,nice to see no fowl language.

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Very Funnie!!

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