Three Men Stand At The Pearly Gates?!
Question: One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (of course due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before they can enter. Three men stand at the pearly gates, waiting to get into heaven. "How many wise men were there?" St. Peter asks the first man. "Three." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open, and the first man enters.
"How long did the flood last?" St. Peter asks the second man. "Forty days and forty nights." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open and the second man enters. Seeing how easily the first two answered his trivia, St. Peter thinks of a much more difficult question for the second man. Finally, he asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam in the Garden?"
The man thinks and thinks, but can't come up with an answer. "Boy, that's a hard one," he finally says. And the trumpets blow, the gates open, and the last man enters heaven.
Answers: One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (of course due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before they can enter. Three men stand at the pearly gates, waiting to get into heaven. "How many wise men were there?" St. Peter asks the first man. "Three." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open, and the first man enters.
"How long did the flood last?" St. Peter asks the second man. "Forty days and forty nights." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open and the second man enters. Seeing how easily the first two answered his trivia, St. Peter thinks of a much more difficult question for the second man. Finally, he asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam in the Garden?"
The man thinks and thinks, but can't come up with an answer. "Boy, that's a hard one," he finally says. And the trumpets blow, the gates open, and the last man enters heaven.
Lol Honey trust a man to come up with something like that,here have star.xxx
Lol Honey maybe was a blonde guy.xx
omg.... I cracked up when i read this, woke my man up!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
very good one lol
star for u
The old ones are the best but I still smile at this one.
Very nice, i enjoyed. lol.
hahahaha u get 1 star for that.
ROFL that was funny
lol
Ha! Ha! That really Cracked me up...Nice one w/ a star...
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English Phrase / Chinese Translation
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2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao
4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King
5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan
7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat
9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim
10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King
12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo
14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka
15. "Great"......................... Su Pah"?
11out of 10.
here's a star!! great joke ... and happy new year!!!
Ha ha ha ha that's an Excellent one that really cracked me up!...lol
hehehehehehehe...awesome!!!
here comes the star for u...
nice very funny.
star4u
Excellent!!! :D
Have a star and the happiest New Year ever!!! :)
Very good. Thanks
lol
hehe bet it was lol
my daughter wants to know what im laughing at.
maybe when she's an adult, i will tell her!!
starred!!
I thought it was do you want an apple
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lmfaooo
brilliant 10/10
HA
You have me laughing all by myself!!!
ROTFLMHineyO!! :)
That's a great joke and I just got off work, what a way to end a day. Thanx. lol.