Looking for Jesus?!
Question: A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the
river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the
Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you
ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."
The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back
up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.
"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and
says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.
Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time,
brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell
in?"
Answers: A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the
river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the
Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you
ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."
The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back
up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.
"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and
says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.
Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time,
brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell
in?"
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just trying to help fellow man!!!
& get killed in the process LOL!!!
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thanks for a laugh
10/10
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Thanks......
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Funny! 10!
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LOL
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11+.lol
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